lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos
I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.
why is it that cis boys have no concept of how to pleasure the cis female body I swear to god
R U GUYZ STILL USING TAMPAX? You know those are the worst tampons, right? Like literally any brand is better. I used to use OB pro comfort before I switched to a diva cup, because they had these ones with this smooth netting on the outside that made it so they weren’t super fuzzy and dry and unpleasant on the way in. Playtex was okay too if you used the ones with applicators.
Tampax pearl has nice applicators, but the tampons themselves are still awful. Just, ugh, awful. Like, they expand along one plane only? So the shape is just wrong and when you pull it out after it’s expanded with all your blood it always just feels like the crotch version of the dentist sticking that hard plastic thing in your mouth to take x-rays and telling you to bite down and let it stab you in the roof of the mouth.
Your fave is problematic: Santa Claus
there is nothing more weird than reading a fanfiction someone wrote in 2006. where are these people now? are they doing okay? have they found love? do they have kids? so much can happen in 8 years
LOL so I’m realizing that I was super into Fast and the Furious fanfic around 10 years ago and my favorite author from that fandom, Khaleesian, moved all her stuff onto AO3 and I wonder how confused fen were when they found out the handle “Khaleesian” was taken and the author hasn’t written a single Game of Thrones fanfic like haha sorry no dragons here just car porn.
Birthday boots arrived in the mail! I was waiting for them to arrive before I took my bootcut jeans to the tailor for hemming (tbh I was also waiting to fit into said jeans again after the month I spent between summer and fall semester lounging in bed all day for basically an entire month straight and slowly expanding out of half my clothes).
Clarks & L.L.Bean. The bison leather on Bean boots came out of the box smelling (and looking, for that matter) exactly like beef jerky.
Just in time, really. My sneakers are this close to developing a hole in the bottom, and we already know what happened to my old boots.
Now I’m just waiting for the weather to stop being a balmy 70° F all the time so I can actually enjoy the frankly staggering amount of maroon clothing I own.
Seriously though, Abbie. You can buy water bottles with filters now.