lierdumoa

ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that cis boys have no concept of how to pleasure the cis female body I swear to god

 R U GUYZ STILL USING TAMPAX? You know those are the worst tampons, right? Like literally any brand is better. I used to use OB pro comfort before I switched to a diva cup, because they had these ones with this smooth netting on the outside that made it so they weren’t super fuzzy and dry and unpleasant on the way in. Playtex was okay too if you used the ones with applicators.

Tampax pearl has nice applicators, but the tampons themselves are still awful. Just, ugh, awful. Like, they expand along one plane only? So the shape is just wrong and when you pull it out after it’s expanded with all your blood it always just feels like the crotch version of the dentist sticking that hard plastic thing in your mouth to take x-rays and telling you to bite down and let it stab you in the roof of the mouth.

minim-calibre:

kk-maker:

2spoopy5you:

lohelim:

winterthirst:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

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No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.

1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.

2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.

3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.

Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong.

so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume division….

Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose.

There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues.

Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really is smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a really long time.

The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out?

Turns out the answer’s about forty-five seconds.

Accepted as truth.

maria-tries:


why are you laughing steve
what do you mean we’re perfect for each other
steve

hasn’t this been done like a thousand times already

maria-tries:

why are you laughing steve

what do you mean we’re perfect for each other

steve

hasn’t this been done like a thousand times already

therealallecto:

Do you think Steve will ever forgive himself for the fact that when he was the one falling, Bucky jumped?

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My week in text.

Your fave is problematic: Santa Claus

religiousmom:

  • communist
  • illegal parking

real talk

note-a-bear:


So not only was the Viola’s performance in the final scene of the episode incredibly raw, symbolic and real, but she actually pitched the idea herself.
I have so much respect for this woman.

YES VIOLA

note-a-bear:

So not only was the Viola’s performance in the final scene of the episode incredibly raw, symbolic and real, but she actually pitched the idea herself.

I have so much respect for this woman.

YES VIOLA

cesperanza:

interquast:

there is nothing more weird than reading a fanfiction someone wrote in 2006. where are these people now? are they doing okay? have they found love? do they have kids? so much can happen in 8 years

Oh, honey. 

LOL so I’m realizing that I was super into Fast and the Furious fanfic around 10 years ago and my favorite author from that fandom, Khaleesian, moved all her stuff onto AO3 and I wonder how confused fen were when they found out the handle “Khaleesian” was taken and the author hasn’t written a single Game of Thrones fanfic like haha sorry no dragons here just car porn.

Birthday boots arrived in the mail! I was waiting for them to arrive before I took my bootcut jeans to the tailor for hemming (tbh I was also waiting to fit into said jeans again after the month I spent between summer and fall semester lounging in bed all day for basically an entire month straight and slowly expanding out of half my clothes).

Clarks & L.L.Bean. The bison leather on Bean boots came out of the box smelling (and looking, for that matter) exactly like beef jerky.

Just in time, really. My sneakers are this close to developing a hole in the bottom, and we already know what happened to my old boots.

Now I’m just waiting for the weather to stop being a balmy 70° F all the time so I can actually enjoy the frankly staggering amount of maroon clothing I own.

Seriously though, Abbie. You can buy water bottles with filters now.