fringe-element:

spastasmagoria:

riddlemetom:

Do they have pads and tampons in the wizarding world? or do they just cast some super absorbing spell on their underwear?

Are girls allowed to bring tampons to the Hunger Games arena? 
Or do they have to publicly announce that they are on their period and hope a sponsor will send a parachute? 
Or do they have to make their own out of moss?  

How do you hang out with your vampire boyfriend when you’re on your rag? 

Carefully… Carefully…. Careful…. ly.

Buffy/Spike fanfiction circa 2002. Prior to the ff.net nc-17 ban I vaguely recall encountering a spate of period fetish porn. The whole time I was reading I was thinking, “This is so unrealistic! Where are the jelly-like blobs of half-dissolved uterine lining? Are we pretending that periods are the equivalent of putting food coloring into a cup of water and pouring it onto a sanitary napkin? Is this an Always commercial?” I just can’t see vampire boyfriends going crazy over period blood. I mean sure it’s blood, but it’s not exactly fresh, naamsayin?”