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This is the 2nd movie franchise in which Michelle Rodriguez returns from the dead.

Michelle Rodriguez: The Undfridgable Woman

I SAW THIS PREVIEW LAST NIGHT, AND THAT WAS THE VERY FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF. AND THEN I GOT LIKE, IRRATIONALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS DUMB MOVIE. WHY DO I EVEN CARE. cries.

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Okay, so like. I get irrationally upset when ppl call the Resident Evil movies dumb.

I mean, they’re made by unabashed horror geeks, so a lot of the time the plot is composed more of horror shoutouts than actual plot. Movie #3 was basically “take every horror movie trope ever and drop in a box of zombies.” Literally. At one point a steel box full of zombies LITERALLY FALLS OUT OF THE SKY. But I don’t see that as dumb so much as pandering to the fanbase.

More importantly, they’re respectful of their fanbase, including their female fanbase. Partly, I think, because the director is married to Milla Jovovich. Partly because the female actors have actual geek cred. Ali Larter starred in the TV show Heroes. Michelle Rodriguez actually told her agent, years before the first movie was made, “if they ever make a Resident Evil movie you have to get me in” because it was her favorite video game.

#ACTUAL GAMER MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ

And then there’s the part where every single movie in the Resident Evil franchise passes the Bechdel Test. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. I can count on two hands the number of beloved genre movies that pass the Bechdel test and Resident Evil takes up one entire hand.

I’ll go on to say that Alice is the only female superhero with a 5 movie franchise. THE ONLY ONE. Do you know how rare it is for any movie franchise to last that long, let alone one with a female superhero and numerous female side characters? Milla Jovovich has been playing Alice for longer than Christopher Reeve played Superman. For longer than Robert Downey Jr. has been Tony Stark. For longer than Johnny Depp has been Captain Jack Sparrow. FOR LONGER THAN BRUCE WILLIS HAS BEEN JOHN MCCLANE.

Basically she’s beat out everyone but Rocky.

And you can’t tell me if Rocky got in a boxing match with Alice, that Alice wouldn’t win.

What I’m saying is I have a lot of Resident Evil feels.

Milla Jovovich, how are you so awesome?

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[ Description: A gif set of Mila Jovocich from one of the later Resident Evil films displaying an ungody amount of swag while interacting with the camera, including casually finger twirling a sawed-off shot gun. ]

You guys don’t even know how excited I am for the new Resident Evil movie. SO EXCITED.

And I’m pretty sure this is from Resident Evil: Extinction (No. 3) (my favorite). And she’s probably making fun of Oded Fehr’s dramatic death scene in the 3rd gif. The one where he uses a smoldering cigarette butt to trigger a massive gas  tank explosion and take out a writhing sea of zombies. Did I say cigarette? I meant marijuana joint.

And this? This right here? This is why I love Alice. The swagger. Oh God, the swagger. Alice does not do ballet-esque high kicks.  She not smother men with her thighs. She did not learn how to fight in cheerleading camp. She is not a female bond villain.

No, no.

Alice is taller and stronger than you, and she going to fuck you up like the angriest drunk in an Irish bar brawl. At one point in the movie she kills a zombie by literally shoving its head into her armpit and shrugging so hard its neck snaps.

HER ARMPIT.

WHO EVEN DOES THAT?

MOTHERFUCKING ALICE, THAT’S WHO.

So I was digging through my old likes and rediscovered naked Milla Jovovich. 
You’re welcome.

So I was digging through my old likes and rediscovered naked Milla Jovovich. 

You’re welcome.