THAT SECOND GIF.
CAN WE JUST SAY THAT STILES’ UNNECESSARY VIOLENCE BONERS ARE REAL AND BE DONE WITH IT BECAUSE THAT IS A “YOU JUST MADE IT INTO THE SPANK BANK AND I AM GONNA MAKE A HELLUVA DEPOSIT” LOOK.i don’t even ship this like at all but that is a thing that happened
Truth.
If you morph pictures of Taylor Launter and Justin Beiber, it looks like one of the new twins from Teen Wolf
I HAVE BEEN SAYING FROM THE VERY BEGINNING THAT THE TWINS LOOK LIKE WHITE VERSIONS OF TAYLOR LAUTNER.
werewolf drool is not ACTUALLY lube, it is just played by lube on TV.
I’M STILL GOING TO WRITE SMUT IN WHICH WEREWOLF DROOL IS LUBE THO
I’m ashamed to know you.
According to Stoya: “Gagging produces a thick, clear fluid somewhere in between spit and vomit that works better as a lubricant than anything I’ve ever purchased in a bottle.”
That is to say, even regular human bodies are capable of producing effective lubes in various forms from various orifices given the right circumstances (if all else fails, hock a loogie or two). There is no reason werewolf drool *shouldn’t* work as effective lube. Perhaps werewolf tongues are stronger and more flexible and their spit more phlegmy. Think of the evolutionary advantages. After all, you can’t exactly slather your werewolf claws with KY Jelly and shove them up someone’s butt. Nature likes to find ways around sexual hindrances.
BREAKING: Hunger Games’ Ian Nelson has been cast as a young Derek Hale. Can you guys see the resemblance? We sure can. http://t.co/uoI4hfMtji
WRIIITHE little fandom. WRIIIIIITHE IN AGONY.
Most Crushworthy ‘Ship Tumblr Sails: Vote for Dean and Castiel, or Stiles and Derek!
Come on Sterek fans! We got to get on VOTING for this one.
VOTE HERE
(.GIF not mine. Screen Caption of Poll is mine.)
WAKE UP FANDOM.
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(x) This. Is literally the greatest news. It’s not just Stiles actively trying to take a step back from his obsession with Lydia, which I can only ever approve of, but Stiles treating love like a quest. Look, this isn’t Stiles falling in love. This is Stiles trying to figure out what he wants and ultimately failing in getting anywhere but thrust deeper into the supernatural mess his life has become. He is being cockblocked by dead bodies. It’s going to be terrible and awkward and hilarious. But the best thing is that he’s actively searching. He isn’t struck dumb with love on first sight like Scott and Allison pretty much were - the first attempt will not be him hitting the jackpot of true love. Maybe not the second or third either. And better yet, he’ll be thinking actively about the things he likes in a person. Whether he’s attractive to gay guys and possibly even whether that’s a mutual thing. Guys. Embrace this. It’s the best thing I’ve heard in spoiler-y news for months \o/ (via suaine) This quote should be a blurb on the back of a young adult novel. I would read the shit out of a young adult novel that had this blurb on the back. |
